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Thank goodness I like Cheetos. Cuz it RAINS CHEETOS over HYEAH.

Thank goodness I like Cheetos. 

Cuz it RAINS CHEETOS over HYEAH.

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"Got a light?"
"Why yes—yes I do. I got some matches, right here!"

"Got a light?"

"Why yes—yes I do. I got some matches, right here!"

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"Yes, we have no bananas—we have no bananas today!"Yes, we do have bananas. On my terrace. Thrown off the roof. 

"Yes, we have no bananas—we have no bananas today!"

Yes, we do have bananas. 

On my terrace. Thrown off the roof. 

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Nicorette gum.I told them to stop flinging cigarettes off the roof. I guess one of them read a little into that request and decided to quit the habit. But like, they didn’t read it at ALL, so they’re still flinging shit off the roof. Like, their nicorette gum.
Bastards.

Nicorette gum.

I told them to stop flinging cigarettes off the roof. I guess one of them read a little into that request and decided to quit the habit. But like, they didn’t read it at ALL, so they’re still flinging shit off the roof. Like, their nicorette gum.

Bastards.

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Well. I was hungry, but not anymore. Cuz cold pizza is awesome for breakfast.
Thanks, roof people. 

Well. I was hungry, but not anymore. 

Cuz cold pizza is awesome for breakfast.

Thanks, roof people. 

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Most people hate menthols. I bet you the person who threw this off the roof was all, “FUCK! I hate fucking menthol cigarettes! Piece of shit menthols! Who buys this shit?!”I do. I like menthols. Thanks.

Most people hate menthols. I bet you the person who threw this off the roof was all, “FUCK! I hate fucking menthol cigarettes! Piece of shit menthols! Who buys this shit?!”

I do. I like menthols. Thanks.

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iPhone cases: Because the iPhone wanted to be nekkid. 

iPhone cases: Because the iPhone wanted to be nekkid. 

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OMG OMG OMG!!!! Some idiot mofo Someone threw toilet paper from the roof onto our terrace!!!! Grooosssssssssss! Wait. No. It’s paper. Cut exactly in the shape and width of toilet paper. WTF. Who on earth wipes their ass with xerox paper? 

OMG OMG OMG!!!! Some idiot mofo Someone threw toilet paper from the roof onto our terrace!!!! Grooosssssssssss! Wait. No. It’s paper. Cut exactly in the shape and width of toilet paper. WTF. Who on earth wipes their ass with xerox paper? 

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Oh look! Another object thrown off the roof of our building, and which landed on our terrace. What have we here? A tiny teeny weeny “ziplock bag” the size of my thumb? Oh, what could possibly have been contained in such a teeny weeny ziplock bag? (*cough dime bag!*)
And yes, I need a manicure. I am shameless. And so are the people who “party” up on the roof.
(It was empty when I found it. Really. The least they could have done was left me a little something in there).

Oh look! Another object thrown off the roof of our building, and which landed on our terrace. What have we here? A tiny teeny weeny “ziplock bag” the size of my thumb? Oh, what could possibly have been contained in such a teeny weeny ziplock bag? (*cough dime bag!*)

And yes, I need a manicure. I am shameless. And so are the people who “party” up on the roof.

(It was empty when I found it. Really. The least they could have done was left me a little something in there).

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McDonald’s sells cranberries and raisins? Sometimes sh*t that gets thrown off the roof of our apartment building and which lands on our terrace, can be enlightening. I can now conquer the world. NOT.  

McDonald’s sells cranberries and raisins? Sometimes sh*t that gets thrown off the roof of our apartment building and which lands on our terrace, can be enlightening. I can now conquer the world. NOT.